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03 January 2007 @ 02:41 pm
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."
25 December 2006 @ 01:59 am
Wishing all a warm and cozy Christmas! Happy Holidays! That's all.
08 November 2006 @ 06:41 am
Happy Radiology week to all my friends in the field. ;-)

Stolen, with no shame, from Lucy!

10 Top Reasons to love an X-ray Tech

10 - We do our best work in the dark
9 - We can see through your clothes
8 - We know all the positions
7 - We are well-developed
6 - The chemistry is always right
5 - We know what buttons to push
4 - We know all the right techniques
3 - We know how to warm up the tube
2 - We know how to get the best penetration
1 - When you need it now, we make it wet
23 August 2006 @ 10:38 pm
Day nine was yesterday. I am thankful that I am not addicted to online-activities, (anymore) lj, nothing....I'm only addicted to life.

Day Ten...tonight!

I am thankful for Dunkin Donuts....pistachio icecream! YUMMMMMMM! Nicole finally decided to prove she lived. She has been gone three days staying with her boyfriend who lives closer to the courts. She has a trial all this week.

There is melon progress but that evidence will come on the weekend because right now I am going to relax on the sofa and catch Project Runway!

17 August 2006 @ 09:53 pm
I am gratified that I have chosen to work in the medical field because it has served me well in many ways and especially today when in all stupidity, I grabbed for the soldering iron and burned the hell out of my forefinger and thumb. It still burns now. The accident happened about two hours ago. On the plus side, the project is looking good and I'll take a picture of the finished product tomorrow.

Last night, I felt energetic and so I switched my bedroom around. It gives testimony that I am a full-fledge Gemini who desires change.

Nicole asked me if I'd like to go see a scary movie tomorrow evening. I think it will be fun so I said yes.

I'd like to hang a mirror, two pictures and a shelf but....my drill is STILL over by Amaury's place. I miss my baby. Yeah...that drill is one of my babies.

I have my eye on a CD organizer at The Container Store so depending on my mood manana, I may swing over and pick it up. I have over 2000 Music CD's to organize. Since I have put most of my music on the IPOD, I haven't paid much attention to the disc's.

Tomorrow should prove to be an eventful, easy-going day.